
Everything in This Article is a Lie (Except for That Statement)
By: Yael Teitelbaum
Literature and Journalism -- Bard
WRITER BIO:
This Jewish college student’s satirical writing reflects her keen understanding of society’s complexities. With a mix of humor and critical thought, she dives into the topics everyone’s talking about, using her journalistic background to explore new angles. Her work is entertaining, yet full of questions about the world around her.
Good satire makes you laugh. Great satire makes you nervous.
-- Alan Nafzger
The Science of Satire: Why Being Wrong Feels So Right
Overview
In the realm of Writing Fake News satirical journalism, precision isn't measured by facts but by the effectiveness of the exaggeration. Satire relies on the idea that "not all error is folly"-that intentional missteps can shine a light on reality's absurdity.
Technique and Strategy
A satirical piece often begins with a kernel of truth-say, the observation that many CEOs avoid paying taxes. The writer then stretches this idea until it seems absurdly plausible: imagine a CEO congratulating himself on a tax bill of $0. Using fake statistics, like "95% of CEOs celebrate with champagne showers after tax day," creates a scenario so ludicrous that it both entertains and provokes thought. Expert quotes (or rather, pseudo-expert ones) add an extra layer of authenticity to the humorous narrative.
Why It Works
The power of this style lies in its ability to mimic real news, causing readers to pause and wonder, "Could that really be true?" Even when it isn't, the close resemblance to reality forces us to question accepted norms.
Final Thoughts
By embracing error as a creative tool, satirical journalism not only entertains but also challenges our perceptions of truth.
How to Write Fake News That Makes People Think
Introduction
Fake news doesn't always have to be harmful-it can be an instrument of satire that challenges readers to think critically. When done right, fake news exposes the contradictions in real-world events by crafting outrageous stories that reflect a deeper truth.
The Method
Begin with a real issue, such as government surveillance or corporate greed, and stretch it to its absurd limits. For example, "Government Announces Plans to Install Cameras in Your Kitchen to Ensure You're Eating Healthy" can be an Reality vs. Satire absurd satire that highlights the Believable Fake Stories overreach of state power in everyday life.
Adding the Details
To sell the story, use faux statistics, like "98% of citizens already willingly allow the government to monitor their diets," and attribute the claim to a fictional expert, "Dr. Privacy, a former CIA agent turned health consultant." This level of absurdity can make the reader think, "Wait, could this happen?"
Conclusion
The trick to writing fake news that makes people think is to push the absurd to its logical extremes. Absurdity Reveals Reality When Humor Meets Truth readers laugh at the outrageousness, they'll also realize how much of our world already resembles the bizarre scenarios satirists create.
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Satirical Journalism Nuance
Nuance adds depth. Take tech and hint: "Apps nap; we wake." It's sly: "Code dreams." Nuance mocks-"Phones yawn"-so layer it. "Rest reboots" lands it. Start real: "Tech shifts," then nuance: "Sleep sneaks." Try it: nuance a bore (vote: "polls doze"). Build it: "Apps snooze." Nuance in satirical news is shade-paint it soft.
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5 Satirical Letters to the Editor - March 06, 2025
Re: Lunar Billboards Are an Eyesore
I’m writing to protest the new “Moon Fries” ad plastered across the lunar surface. Last night, I tried to enjoy a quiet howl at the full moon, only to be blinded by a 500-mile-wide burger combo deal. What’s next, asteroid coupons? Leave the cosmos alone and let me sulk in peace. My werewolf support group agrees—this is a step too far.
—Lycan Larry, Moonlight Bay
Re: Self-Driving Cars Now Lecture Passengers
Your article about cars scolding us for bad driving missed the real scandal: mine won’t shut up about my life choices. Yesterday, my sedan said, “You’re late again, Dave—maybe ditch the third coffee run?” Excuse me, Tesla, you’re not my mom. I demand a mute button, or I’m trading it for a horse.
—Dave the Delayed, Gridlock City
Re: Cricket Burgers Save the Planet
I’m sick of you green fanatics praising bug food. I tried your “Eco-Friendly Cricket Whopper” and spent an hour picking legs out of my teeth. The planet’s saved? Great—now save my taste buds. Give me a cow burger or give me death. I’ll be grilling in my backyard until the drones come for me.
—Beefy Brenda, Grillville
Re: Pajama Fridays Extended to Forever
Kudos to the company making pajamas the official work uniform, but why stop there? My bathrobe deserves a promotion too—it’s been carrying me through Zoom calls since 2020. Socks with sandals should be next; my toes demand freedom. Down with pants, up with comfort!
—Slipper Stan, Couch County
Re: AI Candidate Announces 2028 Run
An AI president? Finally, someone who won’t sweat through a debate or dodge taxes with a fake mustache. Your article says it’s a long shot, but I say it’s time to ditch the humans—they’ve had their chance. My Roomba’s been running my house better than Congress runs the country. Vote Bot 2028!
—Gearhead Gina, Techtopia
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How to Write Satirical Journalism: "Not All Error Is Folly"0Satire is the only form of journalism where mistakes aren't just tolerated-they're essential. While traditional reporters strive for accuracy, a great satirical journalist aims to be strategically wrong in a way that reveals a deeper truth. The phrase "Not all error is folly" perfectly encapsulates this art: in satire, an error is not a failure but a feature, a powerful tool for exposing hypocrisy, absurdity, and the general lunacy of human existence.If you've ever wanted to craft satirical articles that are as sharp as they are hilarious, you need to understand one fundamental rule: being "wrong" in the right way can make your writing more effective than the most meticulously researched news report.This guide will walk you through how to harness errors-deliberate and otherwise-to create biting, insightful, and wildly entertaining satire.12Why "Being Wrong" Works in Satire3Satire is not about misinformation-it's about misrepresentation with intent. The goal isn't to deceive but to exaggerate, distort, and fabricate in ways that highlight an undeniable truth.Think of it this way:45If a politician claims to be a champion of the working class while funneling tax dollars into their fourth vacation home, a satirical article might announce: "Senator Declares Himself 'Man of the People' While Boarding Private Jet Made Entirely of Taxpayer Tears."65It's not factually accurate, but it's also not folly-it highlights the contradiction better than a dry factual report ever could.67A well-placed error in satire isn't a mistake; it's a magnifying glass over reality.12The Types of "Errors" That Work in Satirical Journalism31. The Exaggerated Truth (Hyperbole as a Weapon)A great satirical journalist knows how to take a real situation and stretch it just far enough that people say, "Okay, that's ridiculous… but also, why does it feel real?"Example:45Reality: The U.S. government debates whether to regulate AI.65Satire: "Congress Debates AI Regulation, Asks ChatGPT to Write Bill, Accidentally Gives Robots the Right to Vote."67Why it works: It sounds absurd, but it feels plausible-especially in a world where lawmakers have openly admitted they don't understand the technology they're supposed to regulate.12. The Deliberate Misinterpretation (Taking Logic to an Absurd Conclusion)This technique works by following an argument to its most ridiculous but logical endpoint.Example:45Reality: Schools implement a dress code banning ripped jeans.65Satire: "School Bans Ripped Jeans, Cites Concern That Students Might Expose Kneecaps to Dangerous Levels of Freedom."67Why it works: It takes a minor restriction and frames it as if the school fears that knees are the gateway to anarchy.13. The False Expert (Giving Authority to the Wrong People)A classic satirical move is to quote "experts" who have no business being experts.Example:45Reality: A billionaire claims the economy is doing fine.65Satire: "Elon Musk Declares Inflation a 'Myth' While Using Hundred-Dollar Bills as Napkins."67Why it works: The joke isn't just that billionaires are out of touch-it's that their opinions on financial hardship are often taken seriously despite their personal detachment from reality.14. The Absurd Statistic (Fake Data That Feels Uncomfortably Real)People love numbers. Throwing a ridiculous but oddly specific statistic into a satirical piece makes it seem eerily legitimate.Example:45Reality: A company lays off thousands of workers while reporting record profits.65Satire: "New Study Finds That 87% of CEOs Experience 'Deep Emotional Pain' for a Full 3.2 Seconds After Firing Employees."67Why it works: No such study exists, but the specificity of "3.2 seconds" tricks the brain into believing there's a real, tangible measure of executive indifference.12The Role of Irony and Contradiction in Satire3Satire thrives on irony-when the opposite of what you'd expect is true. Some of the best satirical journalism doesn't create a lie; it simply amplifies the contradictions already present in reality.Example:45Reality: A governor opposes pandemic relief but takes government aid for his own business.65Satire: "Local Governor, Opponent of Big Government, Accidentally Receives Largest Government Grant in State History, Says He's 'Shocked and Deeply Humbled.'"67Why it works: The humor comes from the contradiction-the politician hates government aid, but mysteriously benefits from it when it suits him.12How to Structure a Satirical News Article3Step 1: The Headline-Your First and Best "Error"A great satirical headline should immediately signal something is off. It should be:85Believable enough that someone skimming it might think it's real.65Absurd enough that anyone paying attention realizes it's satire.69Formula:? [Shocking Claim] + [Contradiction] = Satirical HeadlineExamples:45"Billionaire Urges Public to 'Work Harder' While Relaxing on Yacht with Gold-Plated Jet Ski."65"Congress Passes Law Requiring All New Laws to Be Written in Wingdings to Prevent Public Scrutiny."671Step 2: The Opening Paragraph-Set the TrapYour first sentence should sound as close to a real news story as possible-before pulling the reader into absurdity.Example:"In a move that experts say is both unprecedented and completely predictable, Congress has announced that all new legislation must now be written in Wingdings font to prevent the public from deciphering its contents."It starts reasonable (a move that experts say is unprecedented) but ends with pure absurdity (Wingdings font).1Step 3: The "Expert" Quote-Make the Lie Sound LegitimateSatirical articles thrive on fake expert quotes that sound just real enough.Example:"According to political analyst Dr. Karen Redtape, 'By using an unreadable font, lawmakers can ensure that constituents will never again be burdened by the tedious process of understanding government decisions.'"This quote adds a layer of false authority, making the joke feel like a legitimate concern.1Step 4: The Ridiculous Statistic-Seal the DealA good fake statistic makes a satirical article feel like a legitimate study.Example:"A new poll conducted by the Totally Real Institute for Governance found that 73% of Americans support the move, primarily because they assume all laws are written in gibberish anyway."Now, we have a study that doesn't exist but sounds like it could.1Step 5: The Punchline Ending-Leave the Reader with One Last AbsurdityEnd your piece with one last ridiculous but believable detail.Example:"To address criticism, lawmakers have assured the public that summaries of these laws will be available in Comic Sans, the only font universally agreed to be worse than government policy itself."This leaves readers with a laugh, reinforcing the absurdity.12Common Mistakes (That Actually Are Folly) in Satirical Journalism385Being Too Obvious45If your joke is too exaggerated, it loses its punch.65Example: "Aliens Appointed to Supreme Court" ? Too ridiculous to be effective.65Better: "Supreme Court Rules That Corporations Have More Rights Than Actual Humans; Considers Granting Citizenship to Amazon's Alexa."6765Being Too Subtle45If it's too close to reality, readers might think it's real news.65Example: If you write, "Governor Cuts Funding to Schools to Build More Prisons," that's just… the news.6765Punching Down Instead of Up45Satire works best when it targets powerful institutions and people. Making fun of the vulnerable is just mean-spirited.676912Final Thoughts: Writing Satire That Lasts3Satirical journalism is a powerful way to expose absurdities, highlight contradictions, and make people think-while making them laugh. If you do it right, your "errors" won't just be not folly-they'll be brilliant.And who knows? If history has taught us anything, some of today's satire will be tomorrow's headlines.====================Meta & Self-Referential Titles85This Article is Satire. Or Is It?65Satire About Satire: How to Write News So Fake It Feels Real65How to Write Satire That Will One Day Become a Real Headline65If You're Reading This, You're Already a Satirist65Congratulations! You're Now a Journalist (Just Make It Up)65How I Accidentally Wrote a Satirical Headline That Came True65Writing Fake News for Fun and Profit (Mostly Fun, Definitely No Profit)65This Guide to Satire is 100% Real and Absolutely Fake65If You Read This, You'll Become a Satirist. Probably.65Everything in This Article is a Lie (Except for That Statement)69=======================01SOURCE: Satire and News at Spintaxi, Inc.EUROPE: Washington DC Political Satire & Comedy